first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch
one time when i had just started dating, a boy came to our door to take me out on a date and my stepdad opened the door with a machete like “WHATCHYA WAN BOI” and i never heard from him again which sounds dramatic but my stepdad looks like
GUYS STOP THIS ONLY HAS A LITTLE OVER 100 NOTES BUT HE THINKS HE’S INTERNET FAMOUS NOW
I like to photoshop pictures of myself being in the same room multiple times [via]
GET IT!? HahahHAHhahHAhahaha A CORNDOG!!! I enjoy having a blast!!!
i hope u have a blast when i shove my leg up ur ass
A CORNDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
at first i hated my haircut bc it was too short but then it grew on me
someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop
How to perfectly fold a t-shirt.
Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck
OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha
this is my favorite post on tumblr hands down
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A GIANT CAT IN A HOUSE UNTIL I REALIZED HOW STUPID THAT IS AND HE’S IN A DOLL HOUSE