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Shine bright like a washed nintendog
i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things
I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
what a polite child
why do boys call other boys “pretty boy” as an insult???? that’s probably the most flattering thing anyone could ever say to me?? call me pretty boy. tell me im the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen
Why do I get so nervous watching Big Brother when I already know what happens for the most part thanks to the feeds like WHY I ALREADY KNOW WHY AM I WORRYING ABOUT IT
"I think it’s time to tell her I’m moving on"
I’m so glad this infographic exists.
this is important