if its not food or a cute boy i probably dont care very much about it
what the actual fuck if cats aren’t born on drugs then i don’t even know
imagine all the weird cat shit not caught on video
Hey look I’m on video
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too
If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that
no thats illegal
Never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.
why do the baby boomers think they can judge us. they blew up babies
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES
If you’re sad: watch this.
This is quite possibly my favorite thing ever.
no you go ask
fine can i have ketchup
science teacher introduces student to the harshness of real life
i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts
Good luck paying for those concerts without a decent job, from which you get by going to college.
its called stripping
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